Beware the Wrath of a Chinless Penguin!

I'm all for global warming (fighting it, not it happening) but I'm starting to despair a little because our cause seems to be again under attack by the sinister Lord Christopher Monckton, Third Viscount Monckton of Brenchley!
RUN IN FEAR!
Perhaps somebody should tell him being royalty hasn't been fashionable in the west since most of our kings and barons heads ended up on the pikes they used to beat our ancestors into submission for centuries.
What does he look like to you? A penguin? A chinless Robert Mitchum? Somebody who fiddles children on a carousel?