Monday, March 15, 2010

Swedens Dangerous Cake Theives

The Pastry Chefs and Confectionery Masters of Sweden are trembling over the antics of the 'Black Cobra Gang,' a hard-as-nails band of criminals who, on the 12th of March, stole as many as 120 cakes from a delivery truck.
Hopefully they can find the culprits and bring them to custardy. I mean, theft is no trifling matter. What kind of a monster would steal so many cookies?
Actually, far better then any pun I could think or have heard is the quotes from the actual police, who had this to say:
"We have conducted raids at a number of addresses and have confiscated cakes," police spokesperson Charley Nilsson told local newspaper Helsingborgs Dagblad
Ah, Sweden.

1 comment:

Felix said...

So, while no one was looking, the Black Cobra Gang stole a hundred and twenty cakes?
They took 120 cakes! That's as many as twelve tens!

And that's terrible.