Monday, March 15, 2010

The Woman with Two Vaginas- Blanche Dumas (NSFW)

In 1885, on the french colonial island of Martinique, documentarians of the odd and bizarre found Blanche Dumas- a 25-year old woman with three legs, two of which of were only partially useful and one that was completely useless, two vaginas, and a monstrous sex appetite. Already known on the island for entertaining multiple lovers simultaneous, she eventually moved to Paris and became a high-class courtesan.
What exactly occurred to her in utero to produce such a condition isn't certain, though if you look around the net you'll find some pretty accurate speculation, but beyond simply having duel vaginas, she also had two fully functioning bladders and according to some websites, two uteruses as well.
Which begs the question of what, exactly, occurred when she was on her period.
Note the nipples painted tackily on what appear to be stumps of ungrown legs on her lower left thigh. I guess that's the circus for yeah.
Probably the most enduring part of Blanche's legacy is her rumored affair with the man with two penises, Juan Baptista Dos Santos. Though there is no hard evidence that such an event took place, Blanche reportedly expressed an desire to have sex with him upon learning of his existence, and both were in Paris at the same time.
I mean, really, if you were either of them, how could you not?
I will say this, however: I do not look at that picture and have even the remotest desire to sleep with her. Perhaps I'm alone among male kind in that regard...but I really hope not.
Still, I can quite easily picture her on her back, two fully-clothed Victorian men pumping away, high-fiveing each other and shouting 'Good show, old boy.'
Shudder.

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