In what is probably the least serious bid for the presidency ever, a Florida man who identities himself as a vampire and has had numerous, and probably slightly illegal, relationships with teen girls, is running for president.
His name is Jonathan Sharkey, better known as Jonathan 'The Impaler' Sharkey. He's 45, dating a 19 year-old (whose friends have made a facebook group trying to raise support to save her from this man) and is, according to CBS, currently on probation after being found guilty of trying to intimidate a federal judge.
He has run for president before, as well as numerous senate and congressional seats. Obviously, none of those have quite panned out. I wonder why?
He has a website, and is actually making a documentary about his experience running for president. If he hadn't shown political ambition all his life, one would perhaps think it was just a big publicity stunt.
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